Crying Game

Reasons she has cried today. 

1) she is not a mermaid

2) I dared suggest (in an attempt to calm her) that mermaids are not real

3) she peed her pants

4) after said pant incident she did not want to put on new pants

5) I told her we could not go to the park without pants

6) she took so long crying about pants that we couldn't go to the park because it was bath time

7) bath time

Is it bedtime yet?  I am currently in a self-imposed time-out while dad helps them clean up the living room