Friday, May 4, 2012

A weekend pick me up

You know what is not hot?
Maternity underwear

If you happen to also be wearing compression pantyhose because if you don't by the end of the day your ankles are like large sausages.  Dang

Now, add to that glorious image the fact that you are having so much back pain that you're plastered in icy-hot patches and leave a lingering scent of menthol when you leave the room.

And if you also happen to be having heart burn severe enough to necessitate carrying around a bottle of tums with you.  Man. Oh. Man.

You know what that is?

100% not hot.

It's a good thing the hubbs loves me and he loves babies and kids because nothing says "Friday Night" like a little o' that.


That was my little weekend gift to you--a reminder that no matter how you are feeling about yourself and your body it could always be worse.


  1. I'm right there with you 100%. Except the icy hot patches, which I'm going to run to the store and get right now because man oh man, I need them. Oh, and add a maternity pillow because nothing says intimacy like a giant pillow between me and my husband.

  2. buhahahaha! This cracked me up! Thanks for posting!!!