Sh** Girls Say

Have you seen this yet?



Brilliant.

Though I would add to the "did I lock the door?" the housewife specific thought of, "did I turn off the stove?"

And really.  While she's eating the potato chips she's being WAY too still.  I know that when the hubbs and I are sitting on the couch there's a lot of wiggling.  He sometimes compares it to sitting next to an egg beater.