Sunday, July 3, 2011

I really wish this were a hypothetical question

So...let's say you are at a patriotic themed dinner party (where you provided this darling red, white and blue salad) and during dessert you were messing with the table and a carving knife fell off and sliced a new acquaintance's foot so that it bled really a lot and possibly needed stitches. What would you do the next day to show just how sorry you were?


And if you have ideas for what you would do for the hostess because your baby also had a leaky wet diaper on their carpet I'd take those suggestions too.

7 comments:

  1. Sallee. I love you. And I love the new look on the blog. And I love that Kai is down (for the night, fingers crossed) as I type this.

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  2. um, a big box of bandages with a big bow on top?

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  3. Maybe you should practice with ninja stars before you move up to knives? :D Seriously though, this could be a great opportunity to learn what the other two ladies are really made of. I'm sure that your Darling-ness overwhelmed any blood or diaper mess. At least, it would for me.

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  4. SAAAALLLLLLLLEEEEEEEE!!! So sad! That's awful! Hopefully they needed just a few stitches. ;) Btw, I love the concept of the blog and it's so fun to read your entries. I was remembering visiting teaching experiences from days gone by and it made me smile!

    Also, I love that one of the tags is gross. :)

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  5. Hydrogen peroxide, iodine, box of 4x4 gauze, triple antibiotic ointment and tape. Not everyone keeps a fully stocked medicine cabinet and even if they don't use these things for this wound, they'll be glad they have them one day.

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  6. Chocolates and club soda for any staining =D

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  7. Sallee, you didn't have to get me anything. I didn't even notice that Claire's diaper was leaky and it was only pee. We've had children over here who've had poop so runny it dripped out all over the floor. Now that was gross and I would have accepted a gift for that :). But anyway, accidents happen and to me just as much as to you. I still love you and will have you back in a heartbeat!

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