That your mom buys a bag of Doritos* and lets you go to town.
*In all honesty they were the Trader Joes version of Doritos and they're just not as good. Something about no artificial colors or flavors and the lack of high fructose corn syrup.
**Can we please blame the fact that I am buying bags of Doritos on pregnancy? The checker at Trader Joes looked at my cart on Friday and said, "Snack Attack?" It was a little embarrassing.