You know, like your love of walking around the beach on a Monday in the middle of the work day with your metal detector. And really, who has 4 child-sized metal detectors?
(No, Calvin is not learning to use a metal detector. Like most people, he is just at the beach to play in the water, dig holes and chase seagulls. The kids with the metal detectors are behind him to the right. Grown-up and 4 kids huddled around some kind of treasure)
If I were better at taking pictures this would have been WAY funnier.